who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

California cornflakes

Another word for cocaine.

My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.

by Trevor Harris August 1, 2008

Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

To get the fuck outta someone's business

Fuck jimmy GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

by Savage frnchfry August 1, 2016

Rape your cornflakes

A word to define anything negative, can be used in a variety of context.

"I will rape your cornflakes!"
"I was playin MW2 and this guy raped my cornflakes."
"Wow, you look like someone raped your cornflakes. You okay?"

by that short kid May 10, 2010

Soggy Cornflake

Like a soggy cornflake that flops around in your cereal bowl the term is used to describe someone unenthusiastic, negative and passive.

Me: Hey you want to rage tonight?

Friend: Nah, i dont see the point in getting drunk

Me: Stop being such a soggy cornflake and take a shot

by KaliDinosaur December 21, 2012

CORNFLAKES

The act of going up and catching passes over a defender in football.

We're gonna get some CORNFLAKES on you!!!

by Philip Rivers 17 December 16, 2009