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Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One

There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
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Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One

Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.

The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!
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mylan core

Mylan Core is a genre of music with high bass and dark beats created by Heymylan with fucked up lyrics, dark and weird instrumentals, and offbeat flows. Mylan Core is different from all other genres because it’s weird as fuck. It’s not rap. It’s just a guy with problems talking over a dark evil beat and whispering over a dark evil beat. It's more than just dark, evil beats. Mylan Core: It can get weirder than that, with weirder beat selections and messed up topics.
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Crab Core

A genre of metal music in which the preforming artists, during the break-down section of their song, lower themselves into a crab like position while continuing to play their instruments.
Some scientists speculate that this movement is intended to emphasize the rhythm and beat of the break-down section in a song.
Person 1: dude that band is so sick, but why do they squat like crabs during their songs

Person 2: Its because they're Crab Core duh!
by YogurtYumYums July 7, 2009
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core

1. The center of something, ie Earth, an apple, computer processor, a person's soul
2. A suffix which can be added to any music genre to make it suck more
1. The core of the Earth is made of layers of solid and liquid iron at temperatures of over 9000 F (no really.)

2. Moron: "My favorite genre of music by far is post-death-grind-metal-hate-core."
Everyone else: "Go fuck yourself"
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ska core

Hard-core ska! (As hard as ska can get):

A mix of ska and punk or rock:

Punk/Rock with a ska influence:

Fast songs, throaty vocals, ska guitars/instruments, etc:

Punk songs with upbeat ska guitars.

--THE GOOD SHIT!--
Sparks: Lets start a ska core band!
Berg: Okay, lets go biatch!

(Left Over Crack, American Steel, Op Ivy)
by Chomp! February 24, 2005
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