Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"

by oneorzero February 18, 2008

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corollin

The act of driving a Toyota Corolla all pimpified.

My boi Chris Corollin, we tearin up the streets.

by PST June 20, 2006

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Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009

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Coroll'n

To drive a rusted out Toyota corolla with no heat, no radio, no air conditioning. duck taped windshield and license plate. Topping up 3 out of 4 slow leaking tires. can only get out by rolling down the drivers side window an opening the car from the outside. And wearing it like a badge of honor.

It's -30 degrees. I've been at work for an hour. My toes are still frozen. You know I'm coroll'n

by ShastaDaddy February 28, 2012

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Mackintosh's Corollary

Related to Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning. The law states taht people who arrive at a theatre after their performance has started will always have seats in the middle of a row, causing as much annoyance for the other theatregoers as possible.

The Lyttleton Theatre at the NT (London) seems to know which theatregoers will be late, and invoke Mackintosh's Corollary on purpose.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

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