cooter

A vagina, typically a lower-class one.

"That girl in them short shorts smells like cooter!"

"Yeah, she's hot, but she has a really floppy cooter."

by cootergirl October 11, 2008

Cooterism

To assault or attack ones cooter.

That girl is such a bitch I’m going to commit Cooterism

by PineTree_30 April 17, 2019

Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

cooter

1. A woman's genitals.

2. A freshwater turtle, common in southeast and some eastern states; is actually edible.
Mascot to Cooter Festivals in Inverness, FL and Allendale, SC

3. A small town in southeastern Missouri

1. "I got with some girl last night, and her cooter stank!"

2. "Who won the cooter races this year?"
"I don't know, ask Sunny the Cooter!"

3. "Let's go to Cooter, Missouri"
"No"

by Jamie! November 28, 2007

cooter

vagina

COOTER

Best time to locate it is between 8:00 p.m.- 12:a.m.

drowned in choclate syrup and smoothered in whip cream

by UNDEFINED_72 October 15, 2009

cooter

pussy, vagina, a sex organ, hopefully unhairy

my mom asked me why i shaved my cooter.

by john May 13, 2005

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015