coolers

singular- cooler

One solid alcoholic beverage that contains .5% alchol. This beverage is the biggest wankster drink ever. Commonly sold at such stores as IGA, this drink is the best wannabe drink of all time.

"Hey dude, this poop is getting boring, lets hop on over to IGA and get coolers!"

"oya once"

by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005

cornhole cooker

one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole

that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker

by Paul Howarth January 26, 2009

rabbit cooker

Psyco Female that won't leave you alone.

Glenn Close was the original Rabbit Cooker in the movie Fatal Attraction when she cooked the childs rabbit.

by disneydave9 July 10, 2005

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.

Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.

by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

cooterspank

A cooterspank is a person who cums on the ass then licks it off and spits it in the girls mouth.

Wooow Riley is such a cooterspank he really knows how to lick and spite

by Trevor hodgiz March 1, 2018

cookernup

To do something that no cunt understands involving a strange looking dude , a wheel rim used as a bbq and a pet goat

Cookernup the deal like that I shot 3 or 4 weeks ago on the spit

by Tristan inbread November 9, 2018

Slant cooker

An electric cooker used for cooking rice.

JAMES YOU FUCK
^
We left the fucking edamame in the slant cooker!!!

by m3thw1admin August 8, 2018