The Last Great Console

SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System for the noobs), the high king over all gaming systems, made legendary by such games as Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, the mario titles it carried over including the one with yoshi and the all star pack, FFX, the Donkey Kong games, and the badass Megaman series, especially Megaman X 3. Only the Sega Genesis could ever rival it, and that only due to the Sonic Series. As Nintendo proceeds to develop their halfass game cube platform, the SNES remains the greatest of all consoles ever made.

The Last Great Console owns the hell out of the atari, the nintendo, the N64, the Game Cube, the Playstation, the PS2, the Sega Genesis, the Dreamcast, and especially the Xbox.

by Ign30us |2oX June 18, 2005

Rust Console Edition Synapse 20

We are currently in our base on Synapse 20 on the Beta version of Rust Console Edition for Xbox. We have taken multiple W’s, and L’s today, but right now NOC STAG JR has us shaking in our boots, as he already made an attempt at penetrating our base, and has threatened to return. We will keep you posted on the outcome of this predicament.

“How bad is it?” “Well, we’re really scared. It’s kind of a Rust Console Edition Synapse 20 situation.”

by Myguywhatareyoudoing May 10, 2021

MNK on console

Something that should get you banned and ruins online games for others.

"Bro, this kid actually is using MNK on console, what a pussy"

by Nurvs a Baka November 10, 2020

Console War

A pointless argument between fans of certain game consoles. Currently the battle between the XBOX 360, the Wii, and the PS3. The PSP and DS are also contenders in the console wars. This will never be resolved until Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony (and maybe Sega) all join together and make a console. But that console would probably suck.

PS3 fanboy: What's that ya' playin'?
360 fanboy: 360. Wanna play?
PS3 fanboy: Psh, no.
360 fanboy: Jeez, at least I didn't sell my house to buy the console.
Wii: Oh my god, you're both gay.We all know that the wii is the best console.
PS3 fanboy: -Toilet joke-
360 fanboy: Yeah, we all know that the graphics have to SUCK for the game to be good.
Wii fanboy: Yeah, well the 360 has nothing special about it, and the PS3's really expensive.
Neutral-Gamer: This again?
-Passes them rival consoles and baseball bats-
-Fanboys beat respective consoles with the bats, but stop arguing-
Neutral-Gamer: Can I get some sleep now?... Lousy Console War.

by DisasterGoldFish October 15, 2006

convalesce

Gradual recovery of any (noun here).

I awaited her convalescance from the previous night.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Convoluted

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.

1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.

by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011

Abyss of Lost Consoles

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.

Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003