Contaginism

Something that is contagious or something that can spread from person to person, like a yawn or the flu.

That yawn is infected by contaginism...

by fkl;a jg' September 16, 2019

containment talons

Double quotes. Used particularly to refer to the gesture used to make "air quotes"

Alan: Bob is a "sexy beast"
Bob: I could see those containment talons from across the room.

by daimoinen November 27, 2014

Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Actively cengaging

To actively do chemistry problems on cengage, the opposite of bush league behavior

Instead of wasting my time, I was actively cengaging last night.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 15, 2023

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020

Cottaging

Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.

"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."

by KHD August 30, 2003