road construction season

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination

Ugh... it's road construction season again.

by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017

Construition

To construte

Boy: Can we do the construition
Girl: Omg yes we can do the construition

by WIGO January 6, 2019

multi-contraptional

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005

Constructicon

Member of a Decepticon Special Team made up entirely of construction vehicles. All coloured light green and purple, the Constructicons are Scavenger (hoe), Scrapper (digger), Bonecrusher (bulldozer), Mixmaster (cement mixer), Hook (crane) and Long Haul (dump truck).

They combine into Devastator. The Constructicons were the first Special Team with a combined mode, and the only one inherited from the Diaclone line. Uniquely among the Generation 1 combiners, the Constructicons were not interchangeable and could only combine in a very specific way.

"Constructicons, combine and merge into Devastator!"

"Nobody's driving those things!"
"Right, puny human! We are the Constructicons! We drive ourselves!"

by Andy July 22, 2004

Negative Contracting

A term used in Theraputic Community to describe when a person is not holding their peers accountable.

Chase was jerking off in the restroom and Matt was watching. I'm going to drop Matt in the box for negative contracting.

by TC Machine October 22, 2008

The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006

tonka construction

the best game ever made by hasbro i used to play that game for hours.

me at 6: tonka construction is teh shit
my brother at 12: shut up idiot

by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005