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Conserve School

A grand semester school. Often given a bad rap by the hostile 4-year students who still aren't over the fact that shit happens. Explore the wilderness, get an education, and have fun for only $200!
Wow, Conserve School was such a great experience! I'm glad I didn't listen to all of the haters who are jealous they don't get this experience!
by GrowUp August 21, 2013
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Conservapedia

A Wikipedia satire website that spoofs far-right Christian fundamentalism. It teasingly promotes Young Earth Creationism over evolution, jokingly labels atheism as an insidious evil infecting the world, and...wait, what? You gotta be kidding me - that site is SERIOUS?!? Good lord.
I used Conservapedia to help me write my book report, but my teacher told me I'm in third grade now, and should know better.
by voidsoul April 8, 2009
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religious conservative

1. A total asshole.

2. A hypocritical dip shit who wants government out of everyone's life but at the same time wants to legislate marriage and what happens in the bedroom.

3. Someone who is so preoccupied with gay marriage that you would think they had a gay porno playing in their head.
by nsw August 29, 2012
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Conservatard

A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.
How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.
by The first time November 11, 2022
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Democratic conservatism

Democratic conservatism is characterized by a set of values and beliefs that is distinct from liberalism such as an emphasis on small government, moralism, and individualism. In contrast to classical liberalism, conservatism emphasizes the rule of law, traditional social and moral standards, and respect for authority. It also holds that society should be regulated to preserve the traditional order. In the United States, Democratic conservatism is an ideology that is mostly associated with the Republican Party, though it has a history in the Democratic Party their views on foreign policy, social issues, and military affairs have been criticized. Modern Democratic conservatism believes that religion, civil rights, traditional family values, and free markets should be supported, but that government should be limited, and the federal government should be restructured to be more efficient. They hijacked the Republican Party after the 1990s and began to use the Republican Party to promote their ideology which was the opposition to liberal policies such as abortion, gun control, gay rights, and environmentalism. In other words, they are the Dixiecrats of the 21st century.
Democratic conservatism in the United States is the main reason why Republicans are accused of racism and homophobia.
by Doctor WTF November 15, 2022
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conserfs

Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.
"Didja see all those conserfs at their 9/12 march?"
by smendler September 22, 2009
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Allcaps Conservative

A person of conservative political orientation who emphasizes their point of view in emails by using ALL CAPS, or a combination of lowercase and ALL CAPS.
Dude, I just got this note from a friend of mine who's an Allcaps Conservative:

Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
by Markvw59 January 20, 2010
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