Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

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Conker

1. A conker is Britan's Horse Chestnut, it is poisonous and should not be eaten. Children used to tie it and try breaking other conkers as a game.
2. Conker is a character from the hit N64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is one of the best squirrel characters to exist.

1. Child: Let's play with conkers!
2. Conker: Welp... Here I am. Conker the King. King of ALL the lands!

by Ahmed3737 August 23, 2024

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Conker

I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)

I AM THE GREAT POO! I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)

by MrMorganMarston January 27, 2022

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Conker-arm

The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.

Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.

by The Wicks September 27, 2006

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conker

1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.

Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"

by A conker February 9, 2020

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