by Papahog November 6, 2017
Get the Conjjitterate mug.A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
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Verb:
1. To use aspects of one thing and rearrange them to create something else.
Adjective (Conjumbled):
2. Being created using aspects of something else.
1. To use aspects of one thing and rearrange them to create something else.
Adjective (Conjumbled):
2. Being created using aspects of something else.
Person 1: Bro your wall is ugly.
Person 2: NUH UH.
Person 1: Let me see what I can conjumble together with the stuff on it.
Person 2: NUH UH.
Person 1: Let me see what I can conjumble together with the stuff on it.
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1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007
Get the conjoined twinophilia mug.Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.
Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.
Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.
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