tube connector

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".

1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"

by Wolfin_ July 4, 2007

Condustrum

A fake disease used as an excuse for people who don't want to go out with their friends.

Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?

Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.

by Shexy Boi October 2, 2014

TTS Connectors

The patch of sensitive skin that connects the Thigh, Taint and Scrotum.

Everyone should be careful when trimming their TTS Connectors.

by Lou Dawg August 3, 2007

Butt Connector

A dildo long enough for two sexual partners to each insert half into their anus and have anal intercourse.

A Butt Connector could be a 20 inch dildo.

by The Great Bandolier October 17, 2009

ass-ball connector

A gooch, or the area in between a man's nutsack and asshole. Also, called the ABC

I was doing this guy in the ass and then, all of a sudden, he grabbed back and touched my ABC (ass-ball connector). That was when I knew he was gay.

by Matthew Lane July 9, 2006

philadelphia train connector

A sex act that can only occur on special occasions when you eat dinner with your girlfriend and her mom at your girlfriend's house. When her mom goes into the kitchen to check on the food, you and your girlfriend go up to her room and you bend her over the bed to fuck her in the ass. When the mom comes up to see what all the noise is coming from, you put on a strap-on backwards style and fuck the mom in the ass to create the illusion of a train connector between two railcars.

Bro- Last night, my girlfriend invited me over for dinner with her mom. I took advantage of this opportunity to pull the good ole Philadelphia train connector.

by DEEZNUTZ6969696969696969696 March 10, 2014

Dike Connector

An a RJ45 socket which allows you to plug in two male ends together back to back to make one whole wire.

This wire run is too short, get the dike connector so we can make this work with out re-running a whole new wire.

by Jason Anderson April 21, 2004