Convience Store

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."

Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?

by lostallfaith October 26, 2018

honscience

Derogatory label for the pseudo-scientific ramblings of older non-passing trans women (hons).

Hon: I'm experiencing my second puberty uwu! I just had my first period!!!
Anon: You don't have an uterus, this is pure honscience.

by turboautism April 22, 2022

Concidence

The fusion of the words convenience and coincidence.
That is, a convenient coincidence.

Well, wasn't that a concidence?

by Tanja-Amalie June 26, 2007

consciencenessless

The personal state of conscienceness being inhibited, partially lacking or completely non-existant.

That guy that glued down everything in the hotel room had to be consciencenessless.

by Michael Lang November 28, 2007

convienceship

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.

Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.

by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015

Conscientious stupidity

Doing something stupid while trying to do something good for the planet and society.

The woman demonstrated conscientious stupidity when she finished using the toilet and let the contents "mellow", cognizant of the drought. She then dropped her glasses in the toilet.

by bhoughto October 11, 2014

nonscience

scientific nonsense.
Used to describe someone's imaginary scientific explanations.

John: You know your cellphone can explode if overcharged.
Tina: Shut up your nonscience.

by Devin84 March 16, 2008