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chocolate covered raisins

1. Raisins covered with a thin coat of chocolate.

2. Deer/Moose feces.
Jim: Mmmm...those chocolate covered raisins taste so good.

Bob: Are you talking about poop or dried grapes covered in chocolate?
by JimmyBobby2165 December 31, 2007
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i'm covered in bees

Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when he freaks out and realizes that he is in fact covered in bees. Great line to quote at random times when surrounded by a lot of people.
Guy: "I'm covered in bees!"
Everyone Else: "What the hell is he talking about?"
by jstone January 25, 2005
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Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.
It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.
by Peter January 23, 2005
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converse

A type of shoe. They were back around the 1950's. They were the first basketball shoe made. Now they are mostly worn by "rock" figures or others similar to them.
by Lizzy xD August 26, 2005
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Converse

Popular shoes that were made mainly for basketball your dad probably owned some. Now in the 2000s “different” people wear them emos, rebels, rockers, drug addicts. People mostly buy them because they want to fit in…truth is ANYONE CAN WEAR THEM! Preps, jocks, emos, rebles, rockers, drug addicts, nerds, geeks, skaters, even...gangsters.
Person 1: Look I got new converse! Now I can be emo!
Person 2: Idiot, anyone can wear them. Get a life if you wear them just to fit in!
by Blake Doe May 11, 2006
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Converted Cat Hater

A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."

A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.

Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.

Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.

Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.

Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."

The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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suit covered anus

A testosterone-dripping alpha male, usually a big shot executive with a monstrously high income, especially one who acts in a condescending and obnoxious manner toward his "inferiors" (i.e. those of us earning less than $250K per year). Frequently abbreviated SCA.
It was noisy as hell on the train last night, all the SCA's were babbling about the football game.
by Peter May 13, 2005
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