Compensator

Someone who tries to make up for his lack of personality by trying to dress popular; a poser.

Did you see that guy wearing the shades indoors? He's no Wesker. He must be a compensator!

by Durango June 24, 2006

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Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

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A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005

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competish

A truncated version of the word "competition." Although the term can imply any form of fiercely brutal competitiveness among peers striving for a common goal, competish is most often used to describe the cut-throat process of attaining entrance into graduate schools of architecture.

Fuck. I'm not going to get into grad school. There's just too much competish!

by letmeinplease July 20, 2009

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complenis

Shortened form of 'complete penis', used as an insult.

Tom: I can't believe you forgot to buy any beer! You complenis!
Jessica: I can't imagine anyone being more of a complenis than George W Bush.

by rorz758 January 6, 2006

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Compenschlong

The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.

Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"

Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."

Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"

by THEDUBS December 11, 2013

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