Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

by Wafflicious July 12, 2010

commit aviation

a hangar term meaning to fly for fun, or a crime against gravity

We have the aircraft, good weather, and time; let's commit aviation today.

by HarmlessGirl October 26, 2015

Plot committed

Just as in poker, being unable to escape a television show (e.g. Lost) due to the amount of time you've dedicated to it.

Man, Lost sucks so hard right now but I'm plot committed until the finale.

by Jurrr March 9, 2009

committing bukakke

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club

Committing bukakke is fun!

by TheRealBossRPG November 2, 2020

Commitment Sandwich

a burger or sandwich so messy that once you pick it up you can't set it down or it will fall apart, thus you are committed once you begin.

That burger was a real commitment sandwich.

by Forbin117 June 7, 2011

commitment disorder

A regular guy thing to have, being afraid of commitment.

Guy 1: "So, did you already move in together with her?"
Guy 2: "No, not yet."
Guy 1: "Dude, you have a serious commitment disorder."

by tony_tiger February 24, 2008

Committed Relationship

The act of being in a relationship with someone and being MONOGAMOUS

I told that boy I was looking for a committed relationship not a booty call

by Lil' Mama Tee April 27, 2011