Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

The comedians

Also know as comedowns. When you’ve been using party drugs and the high is leaving making you often feel shaky and emotional

How’s the comedians bro?

by Rbcca February 11, 2021

Inverse Comedian

A self aware (in this case a potentially talented person in another endeavor) or very dim comedian that is such a lousy performer they elicit laughter towards them rather than the joke itself without realizing it. Rather, being laughed at instead of laughing with the audience.

Tony Stark: I'm pretty drunk wanna laugh at some 90s inverse comedians?
Captain America: Sure
Tony Stark: Pauly Shore or Rob Schneider?
Captain: I never saw Biodome, might as well get that out of the way.. but I need to go get something from my guy before we watch that one

by BtrSpdr May 25, 2018

Comedian

A piece of art worth $120,000 and consisting of a banana taped to the wall. Got eaten at Art Basel in Miami.

Comedian was quite possible the lamest piece of art ever. I'm glad someone ate it, since that is what is supposed to be done with bananas.

by D12434132 December 20, 2019

Schrödinger's Comedian

A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.

A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag

"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"

by mayflooer August 22, 2023

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025

Our little comedian

A phrase used when someone, usually young, thinks they're funny after telling a terrible joke.

Our little comedian 🥀💔

by a_random_user May 02, 2025