When you take your universal Comcast remote to other peoples houses and confuse them by changing the channel, turning the tv off, ect. Usually done through a window, but can be done blind (through walls).
Me and Jake went Comcasting last night. It was crazy, we ordered a ton of movies for my neighbor with on demand.
by Haxed13 November 23, 2009
A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
by dosesandmimosas November 2, 2015
Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.
I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.
by TimeWarnerIsTheWorst February 14, 2018
by computercrazy77 December 19, 2017
by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009
To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.
Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.
by bradybjr March 23, 2015
Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"
Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting
by Robness December 22, 2006