Abbreviation for totally comfortable. Often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends
Come on babe you've been asleep on the couch for an hour, let's go to bed
But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up
But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up
by Kajmoney June 3, 2011

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by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

by Shark simpp November 3, 2020

Comfy Wumfies tend to be consistently cheerful people who insist--nay, demand--that the world be a 'nice place'. They enforce this belief by wearing T-shirts with kittens, or large, chunky, homemade sweaters. They believe in 'the environment', but can't be bothered to recycle. They eschew any movie/book/musical offering that they see as 'nasty'. They tend to move and mate in groups, forever having 'get togethers' where they can talk in a sort of sing song babytalk about how their boss is 'such a poo'. They praise Mac Computers, but only because their fellow granola eaters told them to. Sex with a Cumfy Wumfy is not advised, unless one likes rainbows, unicorns, or bad poetry.
Teachers, herbal store employees, burnt out Grateful Dead fans, anyone who looks back on the Sixties as 'paradise, man.'
by Ultraboy June 12, 2005

The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both.
James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
by Filipino Fury August 30, 2007

When you get into bed, and it is so outrageously comfortable that you cant help but do a little celebration wiggle.
by Mack Danger Daddy July 24, 2019
