!calmate que te calmo!

Calm down before i calm you down

Aye papi !calmate que te calmo!

by Capooooooooooooooooo December 17, 2013

coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.

"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"

by Mike June 1, 2004

cock-a-cola

A beverage served to a unsuspecting person(s) that has been stirred or otherwise swizelled with your cock. Not to be confused with a tea-bag-a-cola.

I made Stephanie, that loud-mouth bitch, received a well-deserved cock-a-cola

by Lank10 November 14, 2009

Colasante Protocol

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.

"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019

Colange O' Clock

‘the time of the night where alcoholic beverages enter the system of many individuals at a rapid rate before heading to zhivagos’

Paul - ‘Hey, Dimi! you know what time it is?’. Dimi - ‘Indeed, it is Colange O' Clock WE ARE ON!’

by Chris Koulos October 15, 2021

ruffie colada

When you are having a drinking marathon, it is the drink that puts you over the edge.

That shot of rumplemintz must have been a ruffie colada, cause I don't remember anything after it. Ruffie colada--it will make you feel good, and steal a tiger!

by Jerry Bob Garcia February 19, 2011

Jacky Cola

Jacky Cola is a term used to describe elite fornite gameplay. Although it can be used throughout everyday life to describe moments of brilliance and genius. It originates from the fortnite player Jacky Cola and his immense slaying abilities in the late game.

That was textbook Jacky Cola

by Coaster46 May 3, 2021