calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.

Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality

by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019

Clenton

A fucking penguin lover that tells people he's good in Fun Run. Legend says his mom was the queen of the Penguins. A Clenton's purpose is to go to the North pole and meet his brothers.

Clenton played fun run and lost to The penguin masters.

by RocketMaster23649 September 13, 2020

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 11, 2006