cocomelon

We don't talk about that

Let's cocomelon, guys.

by i hate cocomelon March 1, 2022

Cocomelon

A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.

"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 5, 2022

Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

Cocomelon

Its a melon filled with cocoa trying to defeat Bhushan Kumar but here’s the thing he isnt a melon

Cocomelon is defeating pewdiepie HELP!!!!

by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021

Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.

Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?

by Covido November 14, 2020

Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"

girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!

by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011