coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004

Coconutting

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

by madokatan August 7, 2017

coconut

A less harsh of a way to call someone an idiot.

Teacher: People are starving in countries out in Africa and Southeast Asia. *Points to student. So, Kevin, what can we do to help these starving people?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe we can teach them how to cook?
Teacher: No, coconut! How can we teach these people how to cook if they don't have food in the first place?!

by mr_manatee July 4, 2016

The Coconut

A new trending dance move created by Mr. Stew that is done by putting one hand up in a curved way and the other hand below the stomach you then move your hips and alternate your hands to the beat

Have you seen that new lil uzi music video! They were all hitting “the coconut”

by Daddy Carl July 30, 2019

Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

coconut

BROWN SKINNED PERSON WHO THINKS HES WHITE.

YOUR A FREAK-EN COCONUT.

by MR.CHORIZO October 11, 2014

coconut

a round food that hangs on palm trees

coconut is yum

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016