cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.

Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"

by Mariposia June 7, 2011

colorsexual

When you are sexual attracted to a color

oh god hot pink looks so nice

what are you a colorsexual??

by FinalMonkey February 1, 2021

CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study

Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!

by Devin P February 9, 2007

CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.

Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"

by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

Chocosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to chocolate...

Person 1: yoo what's your sexuality? I'm pansexual
Person 2: I'm chocosexual
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: it means I'm sexually aroused by chocolate
Person 1: *cutely murders person 2*

by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

Clonosexual

To have sex with ones clone.

Ben: I wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had sex with one another?
Sido-Dyas: Yeah that would make them a bunch of clonosexuals.

by WankerB December 14, 2013