cockumentary

A film or other visual media, centered around pornographic imagery of a penis in action.

Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.

by bigolthang October 2, 2009

Cocksedge

Word of Scottish and Irish origin that is used to describe a family of small, cute, but sometimes annoying people.
Other uses include using the word as a derogatory term to insult those of higher social status.

Person 1: What does one think they are doing
Person 2:Shut Up you Cocksedge!

by CocksedgeJoker August 20, 2011

Cockussion

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.

That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.

by Jarvass May 9, 2009

cockusballus

Big man only have this like people named

Lindon and Henry and Lachlan ,never kobe or mason nore Harrison… but the biggest of all cockus Ballus belongs to JACOBS

Big cockusballus is owned by the above- shakespear
Cockusballus means men who play dnd but are also very cool

by Big sexy men June 29, 2021

Cockumentary

A porno mock version of an actual film.

Cockumentary: Edward Penishands

by Hipz November 28, 2009

cockument

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,

"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?

by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007

Cockseed

1. Sperm

2. The opposite of starseed.

1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed

by Yogilicious May 23, 2014