cocksnot

Sperm/Semen. Also an insult in Antipodean countries.

Wake up, cocksnot.
I blew a load of my cocksnot onto her tits.

by jonno mcgee June 21, 2006

Cockshot

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.

Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.

by WhiteDwarf October 20, 2009

cocksnorfler

One who snorfles cock.

Man, Tom is such a cocksnorfler. He'd snorfle a cock all day.

by nightrose November 8, 2005

Cockatooth

Someone with a rotten tooth and their breath smells like shit.

I met a girl last night who was fine as hell but she opened her mouth and I realized she was a cockatooth!

by Reena718 September 21, 2013

Cockspot

The place right under the twig and berries. A small sensitive area that the cock usually rests on.

Lawson: I'm going to take a shower!
Dash: Make sure you wash your cockspot well!

by Roshambo187 January 2, 2017

cocksworthy

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex

Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?

by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017

cocksnot

The fertile baby batter propelled from the male member during sex or masterbation (or spontaneous ejaculation). Large reservoirs may be found in hidden tissues around the toilet, behind female ears on just above the female eyebrow.

"Excuse me dear, but you seem to have basted my back with cocksnot"

by Colonius March 4, 2004