Cockspew

The sound effect Darth Vader makes when he's breathing.

Darth Vader: "*Cooooccckkk...Spppeeewww* You will know the power, of the Dark Side!"
Rebel guard: "What's a... cockspew?"

by Kotario December 16, 2016

Cockspert

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

by akefa February 26, 2019

cocksnipe

cocksnipe: british for u pointing pubbed low hanging testicles dry tipped wank, go die this instant or ill rip off your tonsils and shove up your ass you d grade shit shoveler

"Richard you fucking cocksnipe"

by sexy ligma faggot February 14, 2019

bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.

Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016

Around The Back CockSlap

When you and your partner are both naked and ready to fuck . As the girl/boy ( if you like that kinda stuff ) is coming near you , you then fake left/right do a 360 spin to turn around from them and as your about to face them give them a cock slap/ dick print .

Lisa got tired of dick prints so she pulled off an Around The Back CockSlap.

by TrustTheCircle June 4, 2012

cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

cockstage

being held in captivity in order to willingly have sex with another person. Used for both female and male situations, as holding a man captive to have sex is already defined as "awesome."

My boyfriend won't let me leave the house, he's holding me cockstage.

I feel like all I ever do is stay home and bone; I'm being held cockstage.

by KCF1591 December 9, 2010