Sockpocket

An array of pockets sewn into a sock

A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.

Jeremy kept his nail scissors safe in his sockpocket.

Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.

My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.

by Eioairdrie October 11, 2018

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

cock pocket

1. A promiscuous woman, or a woman who appears to be of loose morals.

2. A vagina.

Shirly is such a cock pocket, she has slept with three men this week.

or

Jenny: My cock pocket hurts.
Shirly: Maybe you should check it for sand.

by drunkenpirate July 16, 2008

cocksucketry

1)An evil faggot rite of passage dating back to the ancient greeks, basically describing the process, recently made infamous by the woodster in St. Andrews, by which a man proceeds to give oral satisfaction to another man.
2)name given to anything that seems completely and unbelievably pathetic and thats runs contrary to all reasonable heterosexual principles.

James had never seen such a rampant display of cocksucketry....

by Michael Evans October 24, 2003

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004