Cockrenus

Deeply loving to consume Kentucky Fried chicken while facetiming someone

I wish to have cockrenus
Same!

by Ihatemyself;) August 12, 2021

Cockpolisher

An obnoxiously large and bushy manstache large enough to shine any shaft inserted into the face orifice.

Have a look at Adam’s cockpolisher! That’s one obnoxious manstache. I bet he wears a fancy jacket.

by Roscoethadon September 14, 2022

cockdensation

When the room mainly consists of men enjoying a musical or sporting event, and the internal temperature rises to a level that causes the majority to sweat especially around the genital area, the walls and windows may become saturated in condensated junk juice.

Man this band are deece, but the air is so stanky, i can see the cockdensation dripping from the walls.

by Paulas beaver is bae January 24, 2024

copenis

When two or more conjoined twins are attached together at the penis.

Woah, you guys are copenis twins! Who controls the penis?

by yes it's true November 30, 2023

The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”

“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”

by Second Wife June 11, 2024