Cocky-Wampus

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

by MeepAttack August 13, 2012

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

by The Junk September 30, 2008

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.

Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.

by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017

suck a cocky

This is the the Jamaican way of saying "Suck a dick" or oral sex in other words

She look like say she woulda suck a cocky right now

Meaning she looks freaky to give some oral sex

by I_Fucked_Your_Bitch_Nigga March 13, 2014

Cocky douche

Anyone who is arrogant as hell and a douchebag. Who isn't very good at anything but they think they're the shit.

Erin Grimmot is a cocky douche.

by Paul December 13, 2004

cocking about

1) Wasting time doing something pointless (comparable to arsing about)

2) Doing something poorly

3) Doing nothing in particular (comparable to faffing about)

1)Will you stop cocking about and load the game?

2)Stop cocking about and get it done by tomorrow.

3)Person 1 : What are you doing now?
Person 2 : Just cocking about...
Person 1 : Oh, you wanna hit the pub?

by AETAaAS July 3, 2008