cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

cock goblin

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by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010

Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016

Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019

Cockgobblin

One who gobbles cock.

Genna sure is a Cockgobblin.

by Gockcobblin January 9, 2020

Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020