when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.
you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019
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Multiple Orgasms are just the start.
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He can win any dance competition, he can easily do a 360 dunk from the free throw line blindfolded,
has the ability to win a Decathlon, a Pulitzer Prize ,
He’s Gold Blooded
Gold Blood Rushes through the veins of this God
No woman in a relationship ever has any complaints when their man has COCKSISTINCY
Usually the names of a man with Cocksistincy are EDDIE, Ed, Edward , and Denny LEE
and QUINN
This is not a man on Viagra or any supplements or drugs, this is a man whose penis has the strength and power of 10,000 Gods.
Multiple Orgasms are just the start.
A man with cocksistincy has the power to take away anyone’s girlfriend wife daughter or soulmate.
Cocksistincy only comes with those who have powerful minds , hearts of gold, amazing senses of humor . They are usually at the top of their fields, Celebrities , Movie Stars , Pro Athletes etc.
He can win any dance competition, he can easily do a 360 dunk from the free throw line blindfolded,
has the ability to win a Decathlon, a Pulitzer Prize ,
He’s Gold Blooded
Gold Blood Rushes through the veins of this God
No woman in a relationship ever has any complaints when their man has COCKSISTINCY
Usually the names of a man with Cocksistincy are EDDIE, Ed, Edward , and Denny LEE
and QUINN
by darneyleigh March 6, 2020
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by Cocksister69 June 24, 2021
Get the cocksister mug.Verb: When a guy sends a dick pic super close up to the camera to make it seem like their penis is bigger than it actually is. As in to give the recipient a false illusion.
“I found out this guy was cockfishing me when I saw his penis in real life after seeing his dick pic.”
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