cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.

cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.

by Minouser December 12, 2009

cockatoot

Dick Farts

When Peter pissed, he cockatooted!

by Bichee July 13, 2021

cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010

cockarooni

The extra skin at the base of a saggy cock.

Did you see that huge cockarooni hanging off that dude?

by Fluffer_Nutter March 2, 2009

cockaholic

Noun.
A woman or man who is addicted to cockohol.

See that Jordan bird, she's a right cockaholic

by Kev April 10, 2006

cockapoop

The poo from a rooster.

Where did all this cockapoop come from ?

by Dan Sarmento May 24, 2003

cockapoo

One of the last times a guy has sex with his girlfriend.

Jeff and Melissa did the cockapoo. Shortly thereafter, she left him.

by Little Amy June 11, 2006