codesmith

1) A underpaid, overworked, overconfident “locksmith” that runs all over a big city and pretends to be a professional. He/she is completely unable to function without a written guide on how to work on the specific vehicle he is currently working on even though his/her capability to read the manual is in question most of the time. This person cannot generate a key without a keycode for the simplest vehicles on the road and are a cancer to locksmiths that have worked their entire life to perfect their skills.

2)Car Keys Express

You are Codesmith. I hope the fleas of 10,000 camels infest your genitals.....

by PissedLockie September 26, 2017

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.

Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!

by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockshit

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017

cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.

"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."

by AndrooUK January 11, 2009

Cockshitter

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.

Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.

by Langevinrox March 27, 2011