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conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching
Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!
by Dale W. March 28, 2008
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cotching

any action performed when you are utterly battered. usually finding an interesting place to sleep
man, look at dave cotching in the cupboard
by jaytabron December 3, 2007
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Cachinga

A secretive, nefarious hacker that plays childish pranks on his friends and Managers
Who the fuck is Johnny Cachinga? Goddamnit who the fuck is this? Jack got an email from the CEO saying he's fired. Who the fuck is Johnny Cachinga damnit?
by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003
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Couching

A new form of dancing, consisting of enough guys sitting on a couch, making them very close to each other, while a girl is taken (or forced) to the couch and laid across the guys. The guys move up and down with the beat of the music in almost a "hump" like action. More than one girl can be couching if desired, or if the couch is large enough.
The ladies at the party loved couching with the guys.
by GTPaqman October 26, 2009
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Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.
We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.
by bryan1618 September 23, 2010
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cotching

The action of getting zero points in 12 or 15 rounds of Counter-Strike.

A person cotching can be known as a "Cotch", "Elf" or "Blink"

They are also commonly know as being a "Slay0r"
LOL at Blink cotching on de_contra
by MrPorkey December 9, 2008
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Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.
by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010
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