Clembarrassing

The word is derived from the combination of Clemson and embarrassing. Defined as an act performed by a Clemson team or fan of Clemson causing colossal embarrassment for Clemson.

In early June 2013, Clemson launched an investigation to catch the individual who vandalized Howard's Rock. Countless Clemson fans lashed out on Facebook and other social mediums, assuming the vandal was a fan of a rival school (SCAR or UGA). The vandal was caught and he (Micah Rogers) was reported to be a CLEMSON fan...clembarrassing.

Clemson lost the 2012 Orange Bowl by giving up an all-time record 70 points to West Virginia University. The final score, 70 - 33, represents the largest margin of victory in a BCS bowl game. West Virginia is the lowest ranked team to ever win a BCS bowl game. Prior to the game, Clemson's Head Coach, Dabo Swinney, said, "Hopefully when this thing is over, people are going to be talking about the Clemson defense." In addition to the record-setting losing score, 70–33, Clemson conceding an all-time record number of points scored in a quarter (35), half (49) and game (70) in the 109-year history of bowl games. Truly a clembarrassing performance by the team, along with a comments by Swinney, proved to be a clembarrassment!

by Titleist2002 July 18, 2013

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points

"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."

by PD&KS October 11, 2007

clamboree

A gathering of women, much like men have a "sausage fest", women have a "Clamboree".

Chris attended the clamboree that the sorority threw last night, and was the only guy there.

by Greek Ho June 24, 2009

Clambulance

It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.

Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.

by Black man say goo June 10, 2017

Climb Down Suicide

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.

Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

by rosignol May 17, 2005

climb a wall of dicks

to manually ascend a vertical surface composed of penises; used colloquially to express anger, frustration, or disgruntlement towards a peer

"I got so pissed off at him that I told him to climb a wall of dicks."

by julran13 November 1, 2013