cock in-laws

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.

You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!

by bagineria January 10, 2007

fat cock in my tiny mouth

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.

(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

by 51westside July 8, 2011

put a cock in it

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

by Blower August 18, 2006

cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by Merkin March 24, 2005

fly-by-cock-in-the-eye

When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.

I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.

by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials April 2, 2009

Cock in a Frock

A dude that likes to wear items of female clothing like dresses,frocks,evening gowns..as well as lingerie,and the high killer heels as well to go with his most feminine attire.Most likely frequents transvestite haunts...that are primarily attended by gender benders.

Check that dude out at the end of the bar dressed as a bitch,I'm positive he's got a 'Cock in a Frock' the fag.

by jamiemoo June 4, 2012