Cloning

When you have sex with twins

When I was cloning last night, the twins did all the work, I just sat back and relaxed

Or

Yo dude, i was straight up cloning last night, I brought home and fucked these blond twins after the club

by dpalm September 25, 2010

Pussy Clobberin

You know. Pussy Clobberin. Clobberin that pussy. Its the hottest ethnic slang term For Sexual Intercourse since "smashin". Should only be used if one claiming to have clobbered said pussy, has a large/Giant cock.

"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -The Thing from the Fantastic Four
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -Micheal Chiklis, the guy who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movie.

by High School Dropout April 24, 2010

Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

CLBILF

Cute Little Boy I'd Like to Fuck

This charming and innocent phrase may seem rather perverted and twisted (OK lets be honest it is). Is usually applied to a boy from 14 to 16 years old who for various reasons are not showing markable signs of physical maturity.
e.g. smooth cheeks, soft hair, baby face features, high voice etc.

Those who appreciate this rare trait are known as CLBILF Hunters and are not in any way pedophiles but are merely appreciating beauty in all of its forms.

May also be abbreviated to just BILF

Check out that CLBILF over there. Lets go stroke his cheeks and fondle his face in a totally non gay way.

by THe DINgMEIster October 20, 2009

clobumia

A deep-seated feeling of well-being, like happiness but not temporary; like contentment but more proactive.

My life is just perfect right now. I have a nice case of Clobumia.

by Reechard July 6, 2006

cloiker

Australian slang for the anus. See also cornhole, butthole.

I'm going to stick my fist right up his cloiker!

by Reisser May 23, 2003

chobism

When your penis is wider then longer

Omg! You are affected by Chobism

by BAR2341 March 1, 2007