clobbering

A blowjob with no teeth.

"Elmra took her dentures out and gave me a clobbering!"

by Tim-o-thy April 20, 2016

Clobber

Clobber another word for a toilet, this word can be used many times through out the day.

The word originated in Australia but has evolved into a different meaning.

Here are some examples of how to use the word clobber:
"I'm going to the toilet" you can change that into "I'm going to the clobber"
"Sir can I go to the toilet?" you can change that into "Sir can I go to the clobber?"

by bimgustoilet November 25, 2020

Gypo clobber

A clothing relating to something gypsies wear. Usually an insult referring to poor quality or dirty clothes.

Look at Josh he’s wearing Gypo Clobber

by Greek.God69 April 5, 2021

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

Clobberate

To unmercily beat one up

When I find him, I'm going to clobberate him

by Bill Dukeman October 16, 2003

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022

Clobber .

Clobber is clothing . Particularly a suit and tie to be worn and a blazer could also be worn with your clothing . Watches and belts etc. are good aswell

At the wedding tomorrow, wear your clobber . and make sure you look the best .

by Ozzy macacacaa November 14, 2022