lost client

When a 34-year-old woman is slightly inconvenienced and yells at the poor worker before telling him he just lost a client like it matters

Karen: YOU WONT GIVE ME THIS BLENDER FOR FREE BECAUSE ITS TWO WEEKS AFTER BLACK FRIDAY THEN YOU JUST LOST A CLIENT

Worker: and…

Lost client is the definition of thinking that the world revolves around you that this multimillion dollar company will die without your imput

by Alwayswrongsomeway January 31, 2022

ICA client

A little red ball icon that sits in your system tray, an indicator that you're using Citrix. Updating it regularly will resolve all issues you're having.

You need to update your ICA client, that will solve all your problems, including hair loss.

by IAReview May 30, 2006

Pizza Client

A garbage client with no real use-case whatsoever. Use Oringo client instead, as it is packed with utility and has a much lower ban risk.

Pizza Client is garbage

by Honestl January 16, 2023

Lunar Client

Lunar Client is an underrated Minecraft client. Most people use Bad Lion but most people are stupid.

Lunar Client is Good

by BoyJava April 26, 2021

Thin Client

When a guy has a really thin dick and its compared to a shitty fake computer some work places use . A small dick that doesn't work and shitty computer that doesn't work are one in the same.

Gina tried to bang him but his thin client was useless.

small dick thin

by DRoyNEC May 3, 2011

Sigma Client

Sigma, an amazing bypassing client for the Hypixel gamer server, and other Minecraft servers.
This is a epic gamer moment.

A client where you don't spend 50$ on outdated shit, but only 9.99$.
And there is also a free version of the client.

(Minecraft player) BRO! ARE YOU CHEATING????1!1! etrtt E5WTUYETYUHW
(Sigma Player) I USE SIGMA!
(Minecraft player) OOOOOH... THE SIGMA CLIENT??!111?
(Sigma Player) YES!
(Minecraft player) DO YOU HAVE SIGMA PREMIUM?
(Sigma Player) NO, BUT MY FRIEND DOES.

by Gamer1344 September 7, 2019

client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008