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Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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Facial Clench

A Facial Clench is what you shout at zombies when you are loosing
*Playing Black ops (zombies)*

Ash: Lara! your the only one left! were on round 27! dont die!

Lara: AARGHHH YOU FACIAL CLENCH!! D:< DIE!!!
by Mizz Peanutt x July 1, 2011
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colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.
Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket
by Mafro May 9, 2006
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Swayze Clench

A Swayze Clench is the tightest grip (on anything) invented.

This term was discovered while watching Dirty Dancing with my girlfriends and we realized that the movie is just a way for women to get their fill of foreplay - the two main characters only kiss a few times and you don't even see them have sex!

So a Swayze Clench was born - meaning a death grip or tight handed grip on something (an idea, an object, a thought)...
Bob has a Swayze Clench on that piece of cake!
by keyestones September 23, 2009
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Viking Tit clench

1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits
Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"
by Forfader June 21, 2013
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death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.
John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012
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Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.
Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!
by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016
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