Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

by Ragle April 23, 2018

Celebext

Short for celibate text. When you receive a booty call via text message (or sext, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the lustful thoughts to a halt.

Person 1: Last night he texted me "hey wanna come over?" and I really just didn't feel like doing anything
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"

by Jita August 11, 2010

clabert

A unit of measure commonly used in the amount of urine a goats bladder will hold.

I drank a gallon of water or 5 claberts.

by Grundle the Moob October 15, 2013

Cleeclaw

A term used to express any emotion.

Becca: That's was so scary!
Me: cleeclaw cleeclaw cleeclaw

Becca: Have you seen the picture of John Cena?
Me: No
Becca: Noone has!!
Me: CLEECLAW

Becca: My cat died
Me: cleeclaw :(

Me & others: SURPRISE!

Becca: OMG CLEECLAW!

by Slayingyourbaes July 10, 2018

Cleeper

Cleeper is a more aggressive version of a Creep or Creeper. Typically found on the cyber web and in game chats like Summoners war, Cleeper's will say extremely perverse things and try to DM literally any fugly hoe in order to satisfy his need for puzzy, always looking for puzzy, craving dat puzzy! All you have to do is tell him that puzzy is his and he is hooked for life!

Fugly Hoe: Hey Cleeper!
Cleeper: Who own that puzzy?
Fugly Hoe: You do!

by FearMyBanana May 31, 2019

Cleb the pleb

A boy who goes to grammar school and gets a nickname. He is cool and is popular for the wrong reasons. He is a sports and music sweat. He is probably annoying and does listen in lesson but spends his time distracting others or being distracted

Boy 1:That boy looks new what do you think he looks like
Boy 2: He looks like a CLeb the pleb

by The boy that don't give 1 January 11, 2020

Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021