Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet

You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.

by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019

Vatican Pipe Cleaner

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.

Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

pool cleaner

Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.

From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."

Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.

by vastheman January 7, 2008

pussy cleaner

someone who loves to lick girls clean

Katy perry is a pussy cleaner.

by sexy bitch 97 December 14, 2010

Butt Cleaner

One who licks, or cleans, the shit off of the ass hole and/or ass cheeks that was just taken on them.

She was his toilet, and butt cleaner.

by RSB2011 March 5, 2009

douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.

"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."

by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007

Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009