A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

clearing barrel

1) Barrel filled with sand placed on most U.S. military ranges and specifically near the armory. Used to clear out a weapon in an unknown condition. That way if a round is discharged it enters the sand and is stopped instead of entering your platoon mate.

2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."

Devil 1: I can't believe they outlawed the whore house.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.

by the Spaniard April 30, 2006

Cleanax

How the name, "Kleenex" (a major brand of nasal tissue) is sometimes spelled, because when you hear somebody say Kleenex it often comes out sounding like, "Cleanax".

{Drake}: Hey Josh, can you pass me a Cleanax?
{Josh}: Fuck you Drake, go get your own goddamn Cleanax!!!

by Telephony May 20, 2013

clean out one's closet

put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght

Eminem`s song

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

come clean

The name of an awful song by the gay, untalented singer Hilary Duff. Also used when someone tells the truth about something they've been lying about or wants to keep a secret.

Why don't I come clean? Let me just be honest, dear. I promise not to hide anything.

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

plate cleaner

a hall of fame eater

Yo Stewart look at that big a** plate cleaner over there

by Stewart the plate cleaner May 28, 2018

clean as your mother's reputation

Basically, this term means that you can't get something any cleaner (or purer) than it is. It's also meant as a compliment by saying that somebody's mother is not a skanky whore or streetwalker. This term appeared in the young adult edition of the novel adaptation of the 1979 sci-fi thriller"Alien".

George the janitor tidied up the restroom so well it's not simply spic and span, it's as clean as your mother's reputation.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2007