clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.

The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.

by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010

Clarks

Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.

"Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now" - from Glaciers of Ice, by Ghostface Killah

by cypherous-twelve September 20, 2003

Clarked

A pleasant gift given out of nowhere. Or clarking which is the process of giving someone a nice gift. Usually someone you dont know and in a public place. Or receiving a pleasant gift randomly from a stranger.

"Hey that guy over there just clarked me some cand"

"I think I'm gonna go clarking later it'd be fun"

by Suelou June 28, 2017

clarked

At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.

Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.

by Mike T. L. June 11, 2006

clarke

A rich white boy who tries to act black even though it's pretty obvious he looks like justin bieber. Who thinks he's a gangsta bur everyone knows that he is as white as his girlfriend

That's a clarke right there

by bubbles01 August 21, 2016

clarke

A retarded Red Sox fan.

Look at that guy with the Jason Giambi porn mustache who is wearing the dirty ass Red Sox hat and the Red Sox champions shirt that has sweat stains all over it. That guy is a total Clarke! Gross.

by cutandpasteparrot October 20, 2008

Clarks

N. Glasses. Derived from the character, Clark Kent (of "Superman" fame). These glasses are black, plastic, thick frames of the wayfarer persuasion.

Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.

Amelia: Look at that guy's glasses. He's such a nerd.
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!

by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 5, 2010