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post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.
Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works
by obama6969699 March 12, 2022
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Clarity

Clarity is a sweet and caring person. She will put a smile on your face instantly and will make you laugh. She's the person you want to have in your life 24/7. She always has a smile on her face even if deep down she is struggling with something. Clarity loves unconditionally. She is kind, loving and always wants the best for everyone. If you have Clarity in your life you are blessed. Never let her go cause finding another Clarity is rare. She is one in a billion.
Clarity is a sweet, loving and kind person.
by Tru.dat January 10, 2019
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Chariton River

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.
So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.
by Down by the Crick Side September 15, 2010
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Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
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clario

a talented singer with the softest voice of all time also a pretty girl that could wear a skirt for you
what are you listening to?
bags by clario! she’s so talented!
by zavryy November 16, 2020
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clario

a talented bisexual singer who is a great songwriter who all the gays love
yo what you listening to?

north by clario
are you gay
yes
by donteatcatapillars January 1, 2022
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Moist Clarity

This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.
"I got a date tonight, I should have that moist clarity ya know?"
by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023
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