walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

Arab Chlamydia

When you stick your 2 inch dick inside of a goat with chlamydia and when you cum in its asshole you scream "allahu Akbar" and set off your suicide bomb vest killing everyone within 100 yards

That guy is Arab, I bet he's done the Arab chlamydia.

by Dylanornahh June 13, 2016

chlamydia

A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.

"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"

by green tomato December 9, 2008

Chlamydia

Adds flavour

"do you have chlamydia? thats okay, it adds flavour baby girl"

by omoreos. April 18, 2023

claMedia

when a bitch has had her pussy torn so many fucken times that it is infected and is highly contagious

That whore that i fucked last night in the pussy gave me ClaMedia.

by SmallDickJohn April 22, 2018

Chlamydia

When a friend decides Calamity (Fornite) sounds like the STD so they arrogantly call the players with the Calamity skin this.

Whoa, look at the Chlamydia over by Tilted Towers

by Press F for Anarchy Acres October 9, 2018

ChlamydiaJones

He may be an old guy but at least he has never been banned on SA! That is just about the ONLY thing that realy matters in this interweb of ours. Also he is a mad SAS guru.

"If ChlamydiaJones says that's how you do it - that's how you do it."

by David LeFanu December 10, 2003