cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.

by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010

clacker

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

cracked out

someone with intense focus and skill in a video game on the drug Adderall

that kid tfue is cracked out

by solicitify November 14, 2018

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016

Cracked

Bugha at the Fortnite World Cup

Cracked No need just watch him at the World Cup

by kaystf on Instagram July 28, 2019