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The Cisco Shower

To consume a large amount of cheap malted alcoholic beverage to the point of nausea..then hooking up with a girl..and finally getting her to strattle you...as you insert your penis..you projectile vomit all over her breasts...a shower of Cisco malt beverage
Casanovia college, NY. A guy named Mike met a cute redheaded girl..while playing the drinking game "asshole"..they hit it off and to her dorm room they go..only to finally vomit on her tits..and finally in a naked fury and vomiting over the side of her bed...to loudly fart in her face..ass only about 6 inches from her nose...THE CISCO SHOWER...then back to Shirley, NY it is...
by Mike Ev. September 18, 2005
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cisco

One of the most amazing networking companies ever. Get a CISCO certification and you will be givin GOD like powers.
Justin yells out "Freaking Yeah! I got my CCNA!" Meanwhile a man that needs a network setup calls Justin's house and give all his worldly possesions to him because he is god.
by Windexter April 14, 2003
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Cisco

The hand 4-9 offsuit in Poker. Derived from the San Francisco 49ers.
I'll never win this pot with Cisco.
by Funkee November 12, 2004
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Ciscoside

The act of blowing your head off after your brain melts from taking CISCO.
Max: "What the hell is all this shit about packets and routers?"
Ryan: "I don't know, but I think I want to commit Ciscoside with the Cisco Whip."
by Anonymousususususus January 19, 2011
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Cioccoloni

Drift wood that washes up on the North Cornish coast once every seventy five years or so, usually in the autumn. It is not known where the timber originally comes from - it has a chocolate scent.
Gorran - Hey Jory what's that smell have you been using Demelza's body lotion again?

Jory - No Gorran its those lumps of Cioccoloni over there!

Gorran - Wow I remember my Grandad talking about that!
by Sunday Trefusis March 1, 2011
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Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.
by kootiger June 16, 2017
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Cioccolata Piss

Someone who is unbelievably horny for Cioccolata from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Possibly the biggest Cioccolata fan out there. Head empty, only Cioccolata NSFW. Also a bottom.
‘Jesus i don’t know how you like cioccolata that much’ ‘idk dude i’m just Cioccolata Piss’
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