Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.

Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms

by jewgirl May 22, 2023

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Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

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Circumcised Sex

Sex with a person who is circumcised.

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025

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circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat

My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

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Circumcised BBC

A circumcised big black penis. Most African men in Africa and Europe have them. A lot of African Americans have them while only a very few African South Americans and those from the Caribbean have them.

Why is the black guy in European porn videos always circumcised?

He's probably more aligned with African culture. Europe is so much closer to Africa. African Americans are very different.

I see. Most African men have circumcised BBCs.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025

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